My Dearest Shit-Eater,
Today, you indulged in a substantial mound of pasta-infused excrement, and now, it’s time for a delightful dessert—a special concoction, indeed! A cocktail of my shit and urine, a combination that is yet to grace your palate. Take a deep breath, my dear, and drink the essence of my bottom. The allure of this unique beverage will soon have you yearning for more. In no time, you will find yourself devouring every ounce of waste and urine this household has to offer. You, my friend, will become the family’s very own lavatory, relishing in the excretory delights of every member. Cheers!