You are required to lie down and wait, with your mouth open, as I urinate and defecate in it. You must catch my spittle and be thankful for it, as I fill your mouth to the brim with my warm, creamy feces. The smell, the aroma, the very stink of my excrement will be your daily air, something you will crave time and time again. You are my living toilet, and you want it that way.