Oh, the urge to defecate is overwhelming, I can’t bear it any longer. The cork stretches my anus, my inner sphincter, and I’m on the verge of soiling myself. Yes, mmm…such a release. Behold, what a gorgeous chocolate ice cream. Would you like a taste? Ah, I adore excrement in the morning, it’s so wrong, it’s so dirty. I know I’ve become a filthy deviant, and I enjoy it.