Bravo, you dirty-minded toilet slave. You truly enjoyed yourself, submerged in filth. Now, kindly step aside and give me room to take my own plunge into this manure. Your headfirst dive into this muck was so seductive and arousing that I couldn’t help but want to try it too. Ah…it’s surprisingly warm. Now I understand why you were reluctant to leave. Take a deep breath and…ooh…yes, again. There’s something undeniably delightful about being fully enveloped in this stinking mess. If I could, I would willingly live in it.