Oh, Maya, my exquisite consumer of excrement. Behold as she partakes in her meal, with such voracious appetite. Yes, indulge in that burp, excrement burp. What could it possibly resemble? Apples, perhaps? Mmm… my excrement is composed entirely of natural vegetables and fruits. It is as if taken directly from the table. Consume my excrement, dear consumer, for I delight in witnessing your indulgence.