There’s nothing quite like the relief of taking a huge shit in the morning. The sensation of a long, solid log of waste leaving your body and stretching your anus is incredibly pleasurable. The air is immediately filled with the distinct aroma of feces, a smell that some may find unpleasant, but to me it is a sign of a job well done. In fact, I find the taste of morning shit to be quite the delicacy. It’s no wonder that shit-eating slaves are so fond of consuming my waste. It’s a divine treat that never fails to satisfy.