Why the scowl, my dear? Have I been lavishing you with a bit too much attention today? Fear not, I’m not one to hog the spotlight. I’d be delighted to share the experience with you.
You see, I’ve noticed your fascination with the, let’s call it “unconventional” side of pleasure. I can’t help but find your enthusiasm endearing. So, why don’t we embark on this journey together?
Be grateful, my dear, for my generosity knows no bounds. I’m more than happy to let you sample the wares of my, shall we say, “generous ass”. Consider it a token of my appreciation for your unique tastes.