Despite a lingering ankle injury and two days of constipation, I manage to crawl to the bathroom in tight jeans and sexy red thong. I relax on the toilet, releasing a huge, dense, and smelly log. To my dismay, the massive log clogs the toilet and causes an overflow of dirty water. I gather supplies to unclog the toilet and clean the bathroom, documenting the process with a mix of embarrassment and determination. After removing the clog, I’m left with a soiled bathroom floor, which I clean to the best of my ability. Despite the challenges, I maintain a sense of accomplishment as I hope for a cleaner future.