I’m at my boyfriend’s place, and the urge to drop a massive poop is overwhelming. I’ve been constipated, and the feeling of the colossal log pushing against my anus is intense. The toilet is too far, and I’m looking for a more exciting place to do my business. My eye catches a pile of bills on his desk, the perfect height and an excellent surprise for him. I position myself above the bills, and the video captures my facial expressions as I release the gargantuan log. I sigh and groan as my anus stretches wide, and the thick, long, hard, and constipated poop slides out. It lands neatly on his bills, and I admire its size and texture. It’s mostly clumpy, hard, dry, and constipated, with a softer and more pliable end. I sniff it and comment on the potent smell. I’m eager to see my boyfriend’s reaction, so I decide to wait, but the whole room fills with the stench of poop. I move to another room while I wait.
After the video, my boyfriend immediately leaves the room due to the overpowering poop smell. I clean up for him and discover that the pliable part of my poop has irreversibly stained his bills. He throws them away, and we both laugh about it.