Upon arriving at a luxurious airport hotel, I am filled with delight at its elegance and sophistication. This sense of refinement inspires me to unburden myself of the full, fragrant dump I have been holding in all day, right onto the pristine desk in the room. As I undress, I speak filthily, inviting you to join me in this illicit act, my voluptuous form and thick, feminine derriere all but demanding your attention. With a triumphant flourish, I release an immense, steaming log, inviting you to marvel at its intricate details and powerful aroma. The thrill of defecating in new locales is simply intoxicating!