Witness me acting mischievously in a bustling airport restroom. I discretely take out my camera and give you an intimate view of the colossal, foul-smelling deposit I make. The log is monstrous, producing a loud plop as it hits the water. The stench is so intense, it’s as if everyone in the vicinity can sense the magnitude of my movement. They are oblivious to our secret, of you joining me in the women’s restroom…