Squatting with weights never fails to trigger my bowel movements. This has been the case since time immemorial and will continue to be so in the future. Consequently, I prefer to work out in the comfort of my own home, rather than at a gym. In my condominium, I can simply relieve myself on the floor and carry on with my routine. This, however, might not be appreciated in a gym setting, where such behavior could lead to frowns and possible expulsion.