She may appear virtuous and saccharine, but this schoolmarm has a secret desire to dominate and control. She yearns to ensnare you, using the threat of exposure to bend you to her will. And what she craves is far from pure; she aims to transform you into her personal privy, subjecting you to the filthy pleasures of her carnal excretions. Beneath her young derriere, you will be forced to imbibe her illicit “chocolate sausage” and the accompanying “yellow soda.”